Why is this the greatest?
An official award that this website won
There are two reasons you should be on this page right now.
- You enjoy my epic website and want to know more about why it is epic
- You doubt the greatness of this website
Junha is here to tell you that this website is the greatest, and that if you picked option 2 you clearly know nothing about what a good website looks like. A good website has lots of things that make it great, and I'm here to tell you what those things are. Get ready folks.
1. Uses OBSOLETE html tags
Obsolete, more like, obso-ELITE!!!!11
As you can see, the header for this website uses the obsolete <marquee> tag that makes it go all spinny and fun. You may think this is a bad thing since this website could just die at any moment, but here at Junha HQ we embrace risks and we aren't afraid of bad code. Only using stable tags and libraries is the mark of cowardice, and the way we subvert that here at Junha HQ is part of this websites identity.
Want to spice up your website with your own obsolete tags? Well after a bit of quick research Junha has some for you!
- <marquee> adds super cool scrolly text! Wow!
- The <b> and <i> tags are actually outdated and replaced with <strong> and <em> respectively. Use these outdated tags to stick it to the rest of the internet!
- There are probably more IDK
2. Doesn't use BOOTSTRAP
Leaked image of jakob coding in bootstrap (ignore the lego robot)
Gosh, nothing beats the satisfaction that happens after you've written a nice sizable amount of CSS and everything aligns properly and scales pretty well on different monitors. There's nothing quite like raising home-grown CSS and HTML, and seeing it mature and eventually leave home to suck funds for college.
Unfortunately, the world is a bleak and terrible place to live in, all things considered. There are people (jakob) in this world who would DEPRIVE themselves of the PURE ELATION that comes with writing their own CSS code.
Here at Junha HQ we promise you that our websites are fresh from the farm, and not from the freezer. We only order our CSS from home-grown and ethical sources (unlike jakob) and we are PROUD of it and we are definitely not annoyed at the fact that others (jakob) can make their website look nicer faster using a design library.
Just sayin'
3. Ad-free
We at Junha HQ firmly believe in not making money.
4. I honestly can't think of anything else
Depressed man stock image
I've spent the last 45 minutes coming up with these dumb reasons as to why this website is the greatest the world has ever seen. I've been writing and writing about how obsolete tags are good and why bootstrap is bad and now all 3 of my epic jokes are used up and I have just about nothing left. I'm left, here nothing else to say and simply lampshading my struggle to come up with anything more to say about how great this website is. There isn't anything to say.
Life is pointless. Or something like that.